12,000 IDIOTS!

I am distracted this morning by a significant sign of monumental idiocy! Yes – there are more important things in the world – some of them also idiotic like North Korea threatening a nuclear strike – but this one where 12,000 people gather to hear a charlatan, really snatches attention away from everything else. See Angry Benny Hinn blasts photographers (TT Express 2013-04-14). Oh and you must see the short … Continue reading

Total Failure!

Well, well, many a rock-crawler – now renamed by me as ‘heap-crawler’, will understand where I’m coming from on this commentary – but I expect some will be ‘blue vex’ about me criticising their beloved gobar-heap at a distance. Yuh know – I should ‘come dong and wallow in dey heap’ in solidarity, before I’m worthy of critical comment – and I’ve always given short shrift to such rubbish. So … Continue reading

Deeply confused

Resurvey – run by the infamous Captain Walker – has learned of a video recording of one Baptiste-Cornelis that is causing much concern amongst the islanders of the Republic of Trinidad & Tobago. The media in Trinidad – whuh rong wid meh – ah mean dee Rock, has been paranoid about posting people’s comments on this video. And the islanders themselves have been most worried too. One woman was scared … Continue reading

Don’t go shouting for help

As many will know the Cap is not afraid to walk alone. It’s me alone I’m sure – who doesn’t think it’s a paradise worth dying for or dying on! I’m talking about your Rock of course! The country is out of control. I say bring back the State of Emergency. Lock everybody down for the next year. What has me fuming? In the story left the 14 year old … Continue reading

Of the sad and the glad

I was just about to go out and spruce up my mechanical four wheel carriage for this afternoons long journey. However, I happened upon this article which then glued me to this keyboard and chair. What’s so striking about this front-page photo and headline, you wonder? It’s about tales of opposites!! Chrysst! Get a brain. On the top half of the photo are the bereaved family of the Hu family … Continue reading

Duct tape murder

Eef yuh from dee Rock, look away now to avoid bitching about my style of writing, how arrogant tamasic or distasteful, I am etc etc. It’s another strange sort of murder – whoops surrryyyy – ah mean homicide. Oh no – ah not surrrryyy.. the pathologist was quoted as saying it’s  murder. “It is a murder,” Alexandrov told Newsday, hours after performing an autopsy on Joachim at the Forensic Science … Continue reading

Message: Stupidity kills–don’t love them to death!

This story Newsday 2012-06-18, has me writing what most people will not. You’ll see. The youngster, aged 18, died on the Rock after his car moving at speeds estimated to be 180 –200 km/h lost control and crashed. ‘What’s so earth moving about that in terms of stupidity?’, I hear you thinking. Yes, you!! You who reads this. Nothing! It happens all the time. I’m always saddened when youngsters die … Continue reading

Indian removal day!

Well boy, dee Cap is havin’ anodda big laugh about dis ting. Some wudn’ see it as funny at all. Ah mean after all, dee Rock-crawlers will say, “Whuh dee ppl supposed tuh do?” How ah know dey will say dat? Easy – dee ‘placard’ and dee ‘march mentality’ predicts what dey will do.  So, dey will find solidarity with those who are of those mentalities. I’m the odd man … Continue reading

How you value your life–or not.

For some time I’ve been thinking about the value of life on the Rock. Yeah.. yeah.. ah know, its about quality time not the length of time, Rock-huggers will inform me. So for Rock-huggers who respond like that, a short amount of time on terra firma is not an issue – as per the ‘rum till a dead’ mentality. Whaddayah expect. Well let’s get a bit more serious – shall … Continue reading