Don’t go shouting for help

As many will know the Cap is not afraid to walk alone. It’s me alone I’m sure – who doesn’t think it’s a paradise worth dying for or dying on! I’m talking about your Rock of course! The country is out of control. I say bring back the State of Emergency. Lock everybody down for the next year. What has me fuming? In the story left the 14 year old … Continue reading

Of the sad and the glad

I was just about to go out and spruce up my mechanical four wheel carriage for this afternoons long journey. However, I happened upon this article which then glued me to this keyboard and chair. What’s so striking about this front-page photo and headline, you wonder? It’s about tales of opposites!! Chrysst! Get a brain. On the top half of the photo are the bereaved family of the Hu family … Continue reading

Duct tape murder

Eef yuh from dee Rock, look away now to avoid bitching about my style of writing, how arrogant tamasic or distasteful, I am etc etc. It’s another strange sort of murder – whoops surrryyyy – ah mean homicide. Oh no – ah not surrrryyy.. the pathologist was quoted as saying it’s  murder. “It is a murder,” Alexandrov told Newsday, hours after performing an autopsy on Joachim at the Forensic Science … Continue reading

Where killers flourish

I am very saddened to read this story in a Rock newspaper: Killer Flees to Guyana. In summary Nikita Ramischand, 18, the School of Business and Computer Science (SBCS) student and daughter of prominent attorney Odai Ramischand, was found dead on 25th April 2012 with her throat slashed, in a pathway behind the family’s Maracas Valley home.  She was found ‘vomiting’ chunks of blood and expired in the presence of … Continue reading

God is doing a good job!

Just like in the movies – on a god foresaken Rock: Gunned down in broad daylight!! Oh sure.. we have this in the UK too, save some remarkable differences. The conviction rate for illegal homicide on Banana Rock is 3.65% compared to UK where it is around 65%. Oh and in 2008-09 the Rock with 1.3 M ppl had 580 homicides whilst the UK with 60M had 670. [BTW reliable … Continue reading

Homicide is a bad word now – WTF

On a Rock where there have been on average over 500 so-called murders per annum, over the last few years; there is now uproar over the word ‘homicide’. Well I tell yuh – I definitely confused no ass oui. But amazingly, Rock-crawlers are not. I have to wonder if they use a thing called a ‘dictionary’ dong dey. Do they actually know that the so-called ‘murder-rate’ of 500 plus is … Continue reading

Sex crimes up 100%

See that smiling face? Sure you do. Are you smiling? I hope not. Pedants will be hooked into to the rise in reported sex crime on the ‘Rock’ as a good thing – and that’s understandable. For the full article click: Sex Crimes up 100%. Of course you can expect I will have an alternative view. If you don’t wish to know click on another page quickly. NOW! If not … Continue reading