Deeply confused

Resurvey – run by the infamous Captain Walker – has learned of a video recording of one Baptiste-Cornelis that is causing much concern amongst the islanders of the Republic of Trinidad & Tobago. The media in Trinidad – whuh rong wid meh – ah mean dee Rock, has been paranoid about posting people’s comments on this video. And the islanders themselves have been most worried too. One woman was scared … Continue reading

Duct tape murder

Eef yuh from dee Rock, look away now to avoid bitching about my style of writing, how arrogant tamasic or distasteful, I am etc etc. It’s another strange sort of murder – whoops surrryyyy – ah mean homicide. Oh no – ah not surrrryyy.. the pathologist was quoted as saying it’s  murder. “It is a murder,” Alexandrov told Newsday, hours after performing an autopsy on Joachim at the Forensic Science … Continue reading

Gays–except Elton John–not welcome to the Rock

I’ll probably be said to be ‘lookin’ for licks’ for publishing this. Buh look, I’ve become ‘confused no ass’ again – dis time on this issue of rights for so-called sexual minorities of the gay, lesbian, bi and trans-sexual class. Why ah so confuse’ (aka confused)? And later on I’ll explain why this has now been of concern to me. A religious leader on the Rock recently has asserted (in … Continue reading

Psychosis driven by the baying for blood

The Captain has become deeply concerned about the psychotic prancing of the current regime on the issue of ousting the Privy Council as the highest court of appeal in Trinidad & Tobago. It’s not simply a matter of ‘they should have their own’. The issue of prime importance is the quality of justice. My blog today is inspired by Anand Beharrylal – a top class lawyer of Trinidadian origins working … Continue reading

Madness no ass!

Welcome to CNA!!! Well CNA is off to a start dealing with ‘madness’. Eh heh? Yeah boi. Look – a woman was at her desk in Tower D, of the Ministry of Gender, Youth and Child Development in Port-of-Spain. There was some altercation at work. Next ting burly nurses arrive and cart her off to the madhouse – namely St. Ann’s madhouse nuh! Jeeez man.. you know any other madhouse? … Continue reading