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		<title>12,000 IDIOTS!</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2013/04/15/12000-idiots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 07:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am distracted this morning by a significant sign of monumental idiocy! Yes &#8211; there are more important things in the world &#8211; some of them also idiotic like North Korea threatening a nuclear strike &#8211; but this one where 12,000 people gather to hear a charlatan, really snatches attention away from everything else. See Angry Benny Hinn blasts photographers (TT Express 2013-04-14). Oh and you must see the short … <a href="http://www.confusednoass.com/2013/04/15/12000-idiots/"> Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594; </span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Total Failure!</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2013/03/30/total-failure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 10:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, well, many a rock-crawler – now renamed by me as ‘heap-crawler’, will understand where I’m coming from on this commentary – but I expect some will be ‘blue vex’ about me criticising their beloved gobar-heap at a distance. Yuh know – I should ‘come dong and wallow in dey heap’ in solidarity, before I’m worthy of critical comment – and I’ve always given short shrift to such rubbish. So … <a href="http://www.confusednoass.com/2013/03/30/total-failure/"> Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594; </span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Deeply confused</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/07/30/deep-concern/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 19:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Resurvey – run by the infamous Captain Walker &#8211; has learned of a video recording of one Baptiste-Cornelis that is causing much concern amongst the islanders of the Republic of Trinidad &#38; Tobago. The media in Trinidad – whuh rong wid meh – ah mean dee Rock, has been paranoid about posting people’s comments on this video. And the islanders themselves have been most worried too. One woman was scared … <a href="http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/07/30/deep-concern/"> Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594; </span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t go shouting for help</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/07/23/dont-go-shouting-for-help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many will know the Cap is not afraid to walk alone. It’s me alone I’m sure – who doesn’t think it’s a paradise worth dying for or dying on! I’m talking about your Rock of course! The country is out of control. I say bring back the State of Emergency. Lock everybody down for the next year. What has me fuming? In the story left the 14 year old … <a href="http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/07/23/dont-go-shouting-for-help/"> Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594; </span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Of the sad and the glad</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/07/22/of-the-sad-and-the-glad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2012 12:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just about to go out and spruce up my mechanical four wheel carriage for this afternoons long journey. However, I happened upon this article which then glued me to this keyboard and chair. What’s so striking about this front-page photo and headline, you wonder? It’s about tales of opposites!! Chrysst! Get a brain. On the top half of the photo are the bereaved family of the Hu family … <a href="http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/07/22/of-the-sad-and-the-glad/"> Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594; </span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Duct tape murder</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/06/30/duct-tape-murder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 13:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eef yuh from dee Rock, look away now to avoid bitching about my style of writing, how arrogant tamasic or distasteful, I am etc etc. It’s another strange sort of murder – whoops surrryyyy – ah mean homicide. Oh no – ah not surrrryyy.. the pathologist was quoted as saying it’s&#160; murder. “It is a murder,” Alexandrov told Newsday, hours after performing an autopsy on Joachim at the Forensic Science … <a href="http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/06/30/duct-tape-murder/"> Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594; </span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Message: Stupidity kills&#8211;don&#8217;t love them to death!</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/06/18/message-stupidity-killsdont-love-them-to-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 07:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story Newsday 2012-06-18, has me writing what most people will not. You’ll see. The youngster, aged 18, died on the Rock after his car moving at speeds estimated to be 180 –200 km/h lost control and crashed. ‘What’s so earth moving about that in terms of stupidity?’, I hear you thinking. Yes, you!! You who reads this. Nothing! It happens all the time. I’m always saddened when youngsters die … <a href="http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/06/18/message-stupidity-killsdont-love-them-to-death/"> Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594; </span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Caption comment: Crime Control</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/06/07/caption-comment-crime-control/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 20:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<title>Indian removal day!</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/05/31/indian-removal-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 19:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well boy, dee Cap is havin’ anodda big laugh about dis ting. Some wudn’ see it as funny at all. Ah mean after all, dee Rock-crawlers will say, “Whuh dee ppl supposed tuh do?” How ah know dey will say dat? Easy – dee ‘placard’ and dee ‘march mentality’ predicts what dey will do.&#160; So, dey will find solidarity with those who are of those mentalities. I’m the odd man … <a href="http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/05/31/indian-removal-day/"> Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594; </span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How you value your life&#8211;or not.</title>
		<link>http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/05/10/how-you-value-your-lifeor-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 22:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Captain Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some time I’ve been thinking about the value of life on the Rock. Yeah.. yeah.. ah know, its about quality time not the length of time, Rock-huggers will inform me. So for Rock-huggers who respond like that, a short amount of time on terra firma is not an issue – as per the ‘rum till a dead’ mentality. Whaddayah expect. Well let&#8217;s get a bit more serious &#8211; shall … <a href="http://www.confusednoass.com/2012/05/10/how-you-value-your-lifeor-not/"> Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594; </span></a>]]></description>
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